Maybe He Just Hasn't Won His Wings Yet...

Today is the first day of my "new hours" and I realized something about our glorious leader. Perhaps he is really our guardian angel, sent from above to force us into better situations. Perhaps someone up there realizes how bad we have things here and that some of us will never take the initiative to improve our situation, so He actually had to force our hands by making things so miserable that we had no other choice.

Just a thought. I'm sure it would be the only time that our Bureau Director had ever been referred to in any such way, with eyes skyward. I'm fairly certain it's usually with a nod in the other direction.